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:03:01
These are...
W- Where's everybody else ?

:03:05
- There is no longer any
"everybody else."
- Mr. Mars, I'm Larry Benson.

:03:08
- I wanted to tell you
what an honor it is...
- Cut the kiss-ass, pal.

:03:10
Two minutes after I leave this room,
I won't remember your name.

:03:13
- This is Irwin Wayfair.
- Great.

:03:15
It's been brought to my attention
that you two are responsible for this.

:03:17
Yes, sir.
That's Flatchoo.

:03:19
He's part of
the Belch Brigade.

:03:21
Yeah. A- Actually,
the whole line was, uh, Irwin's idea.

:03:23
- [ Belches, Farts ]
- [ Chuckles ]

:03:26
But once I refined the concept
and created the marketing campaign,

:03:29
it was the most successful
product launched in company history.

:03:31
That's why I bought the place. And
that's why you two are still on board.

:03:35
So, let's talk
about the future.

:03:42
Oh, uh...
Yes. Okay.

:03:44
These are Gorgonites, sir.
And they're...

:03:46
- Hi. How are you today ?
- I'm late.

:03:49
All right.
Uh...

:03:50
Here's...
I drew up some pictures.

:03:52
That's a picture
you can have.

:03:56
Here's a...
All right, uh...

:03:58
All right. These are Gorgonites, sir.
And, uh, this one...

:04:01
This is Archer. He's the, uh,
grand noble leader of the...

:04:05
Okay. And, uh...
Troglokhan,

:04:07
the navigator
who- who navigates.

:04:10
Okay. Well, they're...
These are monsters...

:04:13
who come from The Land of Gorgon,
and they've come to our world.

:04:15
They're lost, and now
in order to get back to Gorgon,

:04:17
they have to, uh, find out as much
stuff about our world as possible.

:04:21
And this way, the kids
can learn and do research...

:04:23
- Excuse me. Did you say "learn ?"
- Learn. Learn, yeah.

:04:28
Next.
:04:30
Mr. Mars.
:04:33
Allow me
to introduce you to...

:04:38
Major...
:04:42
Chip Hazard, leader
of the Commando Elite.

:04:47
It's called "multimedia,"
Irwin.

:04:50
Look into it.
:04:54
[ Man Narrating ]
The future is here.

:04:57
A new age has dawned...

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