:16:00
She tells me the whole story,
and she asks me what to do.
:16:03
- What did you tell her?
- I said "Beats me. Ask your mom!".
:16:06
So she's going to.
Tomorrow.
:16:08
- Be ready.
- I'm ready. I'm ready.
:16:11
What the hell is this?
:16:13
It's Thanksgiving dinner. These are
the Clintons. We're having dinner.
:16:16
That is my son...
:16:18
...the turkey!
:16:41
Did they...?
:16:42
Yeah. They killed him.
But he does it so great!
:16:56
But sweety, did you
really think, at 12...
:16:57
...that you'd meet someone you'd
want to spend your life with?
:17:01
No.
:17:03
It's just every time
I'm on the lunchyard...
:17:05
...and he's with 10 of his
butt- kissing little weasels...
:17:07
You don't like his friends!
:17:10
They all yell, "There goes the
Virgin Queen", or "The lce Princess"...
:17:13
...or some real clever cut like that.
Like it hurts my feelings.
:17:16
You didn't let him kiss you.
:17:19
Not with my mouth open.
:17:22
That's my girl!
Good for you.
:17:25
Does that mean now that you let him
kiss you with your mouth shut?
:17:30
- Mom...
- Oh! Sorry. Okay. Right.
:17:33
What do you say to him when
he says something like that?
:17:36
I call him a fart-face or a
pervert or something equally lame.
:17:40
Sweetheart, you have
to just ignore him!
:17:43
He doesn't exist. You don't
see him, you don't hear him.
:17:46
He's just nothing.
He's not there.
:17:48
You are too much
of a woman...
:17:50
...to even...
:17:51
...bother with such a little...
:17:53
...boy as him.
:17:56
You're kidding, right?
:17:57
No! I mean, all he
wants is the attention.
:17:59
Once he doesn't get it, he might
try a little harder for a while...