Suicide Kings
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:21:01
Ira.
[ Ringing continues ]

:21:05
Uh, yeah, maybe somebody.
Two guys.
Oh, two guys.

:21:10
Fuck, fuck, fuck !
[ Ira ]
Brian and michael.

:21:13
Shit ! god, Ira.
So what ? I thought we were
gonna be playing poker,

:21:16
Not kidnapping don corleone
here. Shit. Sorry.
[ Ringing continues ]

:21:20
- No, no. That's all right.
- I meant that
with all due respect.

:21:24
-[ Man ] How much you pay
for those shoes ?
- About $85 In payless.

:21:26
- You think i give a fuck ?
- What brand are they ?

:21:29
Who gives a shit ?
You don't even
fuckin' know.

:21:31
See, i give a shit
about my footwear. Okay ?

:21:33
A fucking guy can't go out
and spend his own money
on fuckin' clothes ?

:21:36
What the fuck
is goin' on
in this country ?

:21:38
I didn't say you c--
did i miss a fuckin'
meeting or something ?

:21:41
Ira.
:21:44
I have to pee.
:21:48
- I'm not doin' it here.
- No, he is not
doing it there.

:21:51
Well, i guess he's not
doing it at all, then.
How's that, Ira ?

:21:54
- We could untie
one of his hands.
- Guys, what are you, crazy ?

:21:56
Do you remember what happened
the last time this guy's
hands were untied ?

:21:58
He almost killed
all four of us.
His hands stay.

:22:00
Why don't we just wheel
the whole contraption-- the
chair with mr. Barret in it--

:22:04
We wheel it
in the bathroom and--

:22:06
- And ?
- Well, i don't know.

:22:08
We can tie one of his hands
to something in there,
tie the other to something else.

:22:11
- What about the third hand ?
- What ? What third ?

:22:14
One to unzip his fly,
pull his dick out--
whoa !

:22:17
- Aim it. Please aim it.
- Aiming is good.

:22:20
[ Knocking ]
What the hell is that ?

:22:23
It's a vase.
Hasn't anybody here
ever heard of a bedpan ?

:22:25
No. Come on !
do you have
a better idea ?

:22:28
-It's from sri lanka.
- Here, these are for you.

:22:31
- This isn't funny, t.k.
- Someone's still gotta
hold it.

:22:34
All right, all right.
Look, since i'm in charge,
fuck it. Max, you do it.

:22:37
Fuck that, i'm not doin' it.
Avery, you can do it.

:22:40
- No, i'm not doin' it.
- Guys, it's my dick. I pick.

:22:43
I am the closest thing
to an m.d. On the premises.

:22:45
I will take care of mr. Barret's
bodily functions.

:22:47
Anybody wants to hold hands
with my dick,

:22:49
I insist they buy me
a drink first.

:22:51
I mean, after all,
i'm not asking for
dinner and dancing.

:22:56
You know, i'm not asking
for a commitment.

:22:59
[ T.k. ]
No, i'm sorry, mr. Barret.
That's not such a good idea.


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