:09:00
and then they come
:09:01
and they pee on
your fucking rug!
:09:03
Am I wrong? No.
:09:04
Am I wrong?
:09:05
Ok, then.
:09:07
That rug really tied
the room together,
:09:09
Did it not?
:09:11
Fuckin' a!
:09:12
And this guy
peed on it.
:09:14
Donny, please.
:09:15
You know, this
is the fucking guy
:09:16
I could find this
fucking Lebowski guy.
:09:17
His name is Lebowski?
:09:19
That's your name, Dude.
:09:20
This is the guy
:09:22
who should compensate me
for the fucking rug.
:09:24
His wife goes out
:09:25
and owes money
all over town,
:09:27
and they pee on my rug?
:09:28
They pee on
your fucking rug.
:09:30
They pee on
my fucking rug.
:09:31
That's right, Dude.
:09:34
They peed on
your fucking rug.
:09:38
This is the study.
:09:39
As you can see,
the various commendations...
:09:41
"Jeffrey Lebowski."
:09:43
Honorary degrees,
etcetera.
:09:45
very impressive.
:09:47
Oh, please feel free
to inspect them.
:09:49
Oh, no, I'm
not really that
:09:51
Oh, please, please.
:09:52
That is the key to
the city of Pasadena,
:09:54
Which Mr. Lebowski
received 2 years ago
:09:56
In recognition of
his various civic ...
:09:59
Oh, that's
the Los Angeles
:10:01
Chamber of Commerce
Business Achiever Award,
:10:03
which is given
:10:05
oh, not necessarily
given every year.
:10:06
Hey, is this,
is this him with Nancy?
:10:09
Yes, indeed,
that is Mr. Lebowski
:10:11
with the first lady, yes.
it was taken when
:10:13
That's, Lebowski
on the left there?
:10:16
Yeah, of course.
Mr. Lebowski on the left
:10:18
so he's a cripple
:10:19
Uh, you know,
a handicapped guy?
:10:22
Mr. Lebowski
is disabled, yes.
:10:24
Uh, this picture
was taken
:10:25
when Mrs. Reagan was
first lady of the nation,
:10:28
Yes, yes.
Not of California.
:10:30
Pope John.
:10:31
..in fact, he met
privately with the President,
:10:33
though unfortunately,
:10:34
There wasn't enough time
for a photo opportunity.
:10:36
Oh, Nancy's pretty good.
:10:37
Oh, wonderful woman.
we're very happy
:10:39
these are ...
:10:40
oh, those are Mr. Lebowski's
children, so to speak.
:10:42
Different mothers, huh?
:10:44
Racially, pretty cool.
:10:47
They're not literally
his children.
:10:49
They're the little
Lebowski Urban Achievers,
:10:51
Inner-city children
of promise
:10:53
but without
the necessary means for
:10:54
necessary means for
a higher education.
:10:56
So Mr. Lebowski
is committed
:10:58
to sending all
of them to college.