The Big Lebowski
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:37:00
Donny, shut the fuck
when do we play?

:37:03
This Saturday.
:37:04
Saturday? Well, they
have to reschedule.

:37:06
Walter, what am I
gonna tell Lebowski?

:37:08
I told that fuck down
at the league office

:37:10
Who's in charge
of scheduling?

:37:13
I told that kraut
a fuckin' thousand times

:37:15
I don't roll
on Shabbos.

:37:16
He already Walter
posted it.

:37:17
Well, he can fuckin'
unpost it!

:37:19
Who gives a shit?!
:37:20
They're gonna kill
that poor woman, man.

:37:22
What am I gonna tell
Lebowski?

:37:24
..eventually she'll get tired
of her little game

:37:26
and, you know,
wander on back.

:37:27
How come you don't roll
on Saturday, Walter?

:37:29
I'm Shomer Shabbos.
:37:30
What's that, Walter?
:37:31
Yeah,
and in the meantime,

:37:32
What do I tell
Lebowski?

:37:33
Saturday, Donny,
is Shabbos,

:37:34
The jewish day of rest.
That means I don't work,

:37:36
I don't drive a car,
I don't fuckin' ride in a car,

:37:39
I don't handle money,
I don't turn on the oven,

:37:41
and I sure as shit
don't fucking roll!

:37:45
Shomer Shabbos!
:37:50
Shomer fucking Shabbos.
:37:51
Oh, fuck! That's it!
I'm outta here.

:37:53
Oh, come on, Dude.
:37:58
Look, you just tell him
:38:01
Tell him we made the drop,
:38:03
and everything went,
you know...

:38:04
Oh, yeah,
how'd it go?

:38:05
Went all right. Dude's car
got a little dinged up.

:38:07
Walter, we didn't make
the fuckin' hand-off, man.

:38:09
They didn't get
the fuckin' money!

:38:11
And they're gonna..
:38:13
They're gonna kill
that poor woman.

:38:14
They're gonna kill
that poor woman

:38:17
Hey, Walter, if you
can't ride in a car,

:38:18
how do you get around
on shammos?

:38:20
Really, Dude,
you surprise me.

:38:21
They're not gonna kill shit,
they're not gonna do shit.

:38:24
What can they do to her?
:38:25
They're a bunch
of fuckin' amateurs,

:38:26
And meanwhile,
look at the bottom line.

:38:28
Who's sittin' on
a million fucking dollars?

:38:31
Who's got a fuckin' million
fuckin' dollars

:38:33
sitting in the trunk
of our car?

:38:34
Our car, Walter?
:38:35
And what do they got?
My dirty undies.

:38:37
My fuckin' whites.
:38:45
Say, Dude.
:38:46
Where is your car?
:38:49
Who's got your
undies, Walter?

:38:50
Where's your car, Dude?
:38:51
You don't know,
Walter?

:38:55
It was parked
in a handicap zone.

:38:57
Perhaps they towed it.
:38:59
You fuckin' know
it's been stolen.


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