:59:00
..no, I haven't yet.
:59:04
I'd like to see you
immediately.
:59:20
So you're Lebowski.
:59:26
Maude has told me
all about you.
:59:28
She'll be back
in a minute. Sit down.
:59:30
Do you want a drink?
:59:32
Yeah, sure.
White Russian.
:59:34
The bar's over there.
:59:41
So what do you do,
Lebowski?
:59:43
Who the fuck are you,
man?
:59:46
Just a friend
of Maudie's.
:59:48
Yeah, the friend
with the cleft asshole?
:59:52
What do you do?
:59:54
Oh, nothing much.
:59:59
Yeah, how are you?
1:00:00
Listen, Maude,
1:00:01
I got to, ...
1:00:05
Tender my resignation
or whatever,
1:00:08
Because, ...it
looks like your mother
1:00:11
really was kidnapped
after all.
1:00:13
She most certainly
was not.
1:00:16
Hey, man, why
don't you fucking...
1:00:18
Listen occasionally?
1:00:20
You might
learn something.
1:00:23
Please don't call her
my mother.
1:00:25
She's most definitely
the perpetrator
1:00:26
and not the victim.
1:00:28
I'm telling you, I got
pretty definitive evidence
1:00:31
From who?
1:00:32
From the main guy--
Oolie.
1:00:33
Oolie Coco?
1:00:35
Her co-star in
the beaver picture?
1:00:37
Beaver?
you mean vagina
1:00:39
I mean,
you know the guy?
1:00:42
I might have introduced them
for all I know.
1:00:44
Do you remember Oolie?
1:00:47
He's a musician. Used
to have a group Autobahn.
1:00:49
Look in my LP's.
1:00:51
They released one album
in the late seventies.
1:00:53
Their music is sort of
a technopop.
1:00:56
So he's pretending to be
the abductor?
1:00:59
Well, yeah.