The Faculty
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:26:00
We were hoping that she would
get through the school year,
but unfortunately it--

:26:05
I hope you can understand
the sensitive nature of the situation.

:26:08
[ Stan ]
Yeah.

:26:10
Yeah,
I can keep it quiet.

:26:14
[ Olson ]
Casey? You understand?

:26:18
Casey, you understand?
:26:23
- Casey?
- Yeah.

:26:27
Sure.
:26:35
[ Horn Honks ]
:26:37
- It's Neve Campbell?
- And Jennifer Love Hewitt, right?

:26:40
Yep.
Party of prettiness.

:26:42
- And they're naked?
- Full frontal.

:26:54
Zeke, you cannot conduct
personal business on school property.

:26:59
Well, Miss Burke,
we have a problem...

:27:02
because I'm sitting on my car
and that's my property.

:27:05
Well, um, I've had complaints
from several students...

:27:09
that you've sold them
mind-altering substances.

:27:11
You want to tell me about it
or take it up with Principal Drake?

:27:14
You're too tense, Miss Burke,
but I've got just the thing for you.

:27:18
You know, Zeke, I'm the authority figure
here. It's time you realized that.

:27:21
"For gentle relief of blockage
caused by dietary stress."

:27:23
- Chocolate-flavoured laxatives.
- You know...

:27:26
if you applied
just five percent...

:27:28
- of that intellect to your studies,
- Not a chocolate lover, huh?

:27:31
you could have made up
your finals last summer.

:27:33
- You didn't have to
repeat your senior year.
- How about these?

:27:37
Condoms.
:27:39
Magnum-sized,
and they're cherry-flavoured.

:27:44
Oh, come on, Miss Burke.
They're on me.

:27:48
That's so rude.

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