The Faculty
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:50:01
[ Stokely ] Furlong must have sent it
up to the university.

:50:03
- Doubtful.
- Where else could it be?

:50:07
- [ Sighs ]
- What? What is it?

:50:11
Will someone please tell me
what the hell's going on here?

:50:14
It all started yesterday when
I found this thing, this new species.

:50:19
Which is now missing.
:50:24
We think aliens are
taking over our school.

:50:31
[ Laughing ]
Right. Come on.

:50:33
You saw what Brummel
did in the shower.

:50:34
[ Delilah ] I saw her dead body
in the closet.

:50:37
They've been calling students
into the office. The students
with the most influence on down,

:50:41
including the new team captain.
:50:43
Looks like you picked
the right week to quit football.

:50:45
You think aliens have
infested our school?

:50:48
That would explain their weird
behaviour, wouldn't it?

:50:52
Give me a fucking break.
:51:04
So, what are we
doing in here?

:51:06
Shopping.
:51:09
- I've got a very large grocery list.
- What are you talking about?

:51:13
This is where
I get my equipment.

:51:15
You borrow it
from science labs?

:51:17
I like to think of it
as stealing, actually.

:51:20
- [ Giggles ]
- Just doing my part to
the deconstruction of America.

:51:30
So if anybody
finds us in here,

:51:33
just grab ahold of me and pretend
we're making out.

:51:35
The punishment
will be less severe.

:51:38
# I don't need
an education #

:51:43
# I learned all I need
from you #

:51:48
# They've got me
on some medication ##

:51:53
- [ Stan ] Aliens?
- [ Casey ] Do you have
a better explanation, Stan?

:51:55
[ Stan ] Great. Just listen
to yourselves. Our teachers are aliens?

:51:59
- Shh.
- [ Stan ] That's not weird,
that's fucking psychotic.


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