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1:02:01
I mean, he's usually a real hard-ass,
but he was different somehow.

1:02:04
His behaviour
was slightly odd.

1:02:06
Like a star quarterback who mysteriously
quits the football team?

1:02:09
[ Scoffs ]
What are you doing, Delilah?

1:02:11
I'm just pointing out
your "slightly odd" behaviour, Stan.

1:02:13
You've been acting really weird
the last couple of days.

1:02:15
I'm not an alien,
I'm discontent.

1:02:18
- There's another big word.
- You want to talk slightly odd?

1:02:22
What about you? You haven't been
without your contacts...

1:02:24
or hair spray
since birth.

1:02:25
- I'm incognito.
- We just have to trust each other.

1:02:29
And I'm supposed to trust you?
Tell me something, Miss Lesbian,
when did you start liking boys?

1:02:33
- What the fuck you talking about?
- I see the way you look at Stan.

1:02:36
So when did you stop
muff-diving?

1:02:39
She's not a lesbian.
That was a hoax.

1:02:41
- Really?
- Yeah.

1:02:43
And what about you,
Miss Atlanta?

1:02:46
It's just really convenient that
you showed up the second all
these things started happening.

1:02:49
- What are you doing in Ohio anyway?
- It's not my fault.

1:02:53
Hey, shut up.
1:02:56
[ Casey ]
She's got a point, Zeke.

1:02:59
[ Stan ]
Yeah, Zeke, Professor.

1:03:01
I mean, you seem to know an awful lot
about this stuff.

1:03:05
No offence, but you're not exactly known
for your academic achievements.

1:03:09
Neither are you, man.
1:03:11
- Casey, when did you
become Sigourney Weaver?
- Wha--

1:03:15
All right,
this is getting us nowhere.

1:03:31
I got a solution.
1:03:33
We know this outs them, right?
Take a hit.

1:03:37
No way, man.
I don't do drugs.

1:03:41
Aw, come on, man. If you're not an
alien, you got nothing to worry about.

1:03:45
Zeke's right.
1:03:47
This is the only way
to know for sure.

1:03:50
[ Zeke ] Yeah, come on, Stan.
What are you afraid of, man?

1:03:52
Look, we all do it.
1:03:59
- Casey.
- Why me first?


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