:15:02
How are you doing, kid?
:15:05
Are you the waiter?
What do you want?
:15:08
- $5.
- Why should I give you $5?
:15:12
Your friend said you would for telling
you he's locked in the bathroom.
:15:21
Why did you tell him five bucks?
He would have done it for a quarter.
:15:25
What freeway are
we supposed to be on?
:15:27
- The 405.
- I think that sign back there said 101.
:15:31
If you didn't have the brains
to pee back at the airport,
:15:34
how do you know what the sign said?
:15:36
Reading and peeing
are two different things.
:15:39
At your age you're lucky
you can do either one.
:15:49
Is your daughter like you? She's not going
to clean up after the reception, is she?
:15:54
My daughter is wonderful,
and your son is damn lucky to get her.
:16:00
- Let me tell you something else.
- Don't. That's why I moved to Florida.
:16:04
We keep this up,
I'll be living in Guatemala.
:16:07
That's fine by me.
:16:12
Are you retired now?
:16:15
Me? Never! I'm doing part-time
charity work at the hospital.
:16:21
- You mean bed pans and stuff like that?
- No.
:16:24
I read to them. I read them stories,
write letters for them, tell them jokes.
:16:29
It's good for me too, you know.
After my last wife...
:16:32
You've probably heard about that.
:16:34
Sorry to hear that.
I heard she went quickly.
:16:37
Moved out while I was asleep.
Never even left a note.
:16:41
Is that three divorces now?
:16:43
Three divorces,
two broken engagements,
:16:45
and five women who disappeared
on the first date.
:16:48
Went to the ladies' room,
never came back.
:16:50
You just had some bad luck
with your personality.
:16:53
I haven't given up.
:16:56
Somewhere out there,
I know there is a right woman for me.