The Odd Couple II
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:21:04
If it isn't in there, where in the hell
is my goddamn suitcase?

:21:09
This is a wild guess.
:21:11
I'd say it's in front
of the Budget Rent A Car office.

:21:14
- In Los Angeles?
- That's a good guess, too.

:21:18
God Almighty.
We're going to go back and get it!

:21:21
It took us two hours to get here.
:21:25
It'll take five hours to go back,
cos I don't know how we got here.

:21:29
Then we'd have to make three stops.
One for you to pee, get locked in the john,

:21:34
pay a kid $5 to get out,
and then we'd have to stop for you to eat!

:21:39
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
:21:56
What did you have in there?
:21:58
An ironing board, some spot remover?
I'll pay you.

:22:01
In that suitcase
was my black formal afternoon suit

:22:05
that I bought to wear to give
my daughter away in marriage.

:22:09
And a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray,
which I bought as a wedding present.

:22:15
And in that suitcase was
$10,000 in cash,

:22:19
which I intended to give
to my son-in-law on his wedding day.

:22:24
In your suitcase, the police will find
:22:27
your broken, smashed,
mutilated and dissected body

:22:32
in the event that you don't go back
and find my fucking suitcase!

:22:36
Why don't we ask Budget to deliver it?
:22:38
Deliver where?
You've crisscrossed California

:22:41
more than the covered wagons
did 100 years ago!

:22:44
And tell them to follow the burnt pieces
of directions on the freeway?

:22:49
We drive to the first town we see
and then we'll call Budget.

:22:54
That was my best leather suitcase.
:22:57
How long is it gonna stand
on the sidewalk unclaimed?


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