The Odd Couple II
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in a little town called
Santa Menendez, California?

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It would be in the trillions.
No bookie would handle it.

1:01:11
Of all the differences
that we have had,

1:01:14
of all the fights,
of all those petty arguments...

1:01:17
We can continue talking.
He's gonna be on this for half an hour.

1:01:21
Of all the times I've wanted
to choke you throat, this is the worst!

1:01:26
If you say '"trifecta'" one more time,
I'm going to choke you until you are dead!

1:01:32
Then that man can arrest me
one more time for one more crime,

1:01:37
one more time in his office
and he's gonna have a '"fourfecta'"!

1:01:41
So you shut the fuck up,
do you hear me?

1:01:45
I think you can get a fourfecta in Cuba,
but it's a cigar.

1:01:50
Let go of him! Sit down!
1:01:53
Sit down! Now!
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Both of you!
1:01:58
Since the ladies gave me a statement
1:02:01
that you had nothing to do
with the abduction...

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I have no reason to hold you.
I'm running for sheriff next year.

1:02:09
I can't run a campaign
of mostly arresting you two!

1:02:12
I wouldn't advice it.
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If I promise to get you to San Malina
in time for the wedding

1:02:19
guarantee you will never come
within 100 miles of this town.

1:02:25
No, 200. Make it 300.
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Since this is the first time in 74 years
that I have been here,

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- the odds of me coming...
- Don't finish that sentence!

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All right, let's go.
1:02:38
The wedding is at five o'clock.
How are we going to get there in time?

1:02:42
Leave that to me.
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I wish you had subways around here.
I never get lost in subways.

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I'll wait for you.
1:02:52
They made up?
1:02:54
The boys will spend a month in jail
for using firearms on a public vehicle.

1:02:58
They always get a month.
It's the fifth time they have done this!


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