The Waterboy
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:01:01
- Hey, Coach, how you been ?
- [ Laughing ] Lynn Swann.

:01:06
Now, why ain't l surprised...
:01:07
to see you snoopin' around my
football field first day of practice ?

:01:10
Well, that's because you got
a good-lookin' football team.

:01:12
Maybe good enough to add another
national championship trophy
to the old case downstairs.

:01:15
That's kinda like my old man
told me one time, Lynn.

:01:18
""The only thing better than a crawfish
dinner is five crawfish dinners.""

:01:30
Hey, here comes
the shithead.

:01:53
lt's clean.
:01:55
lt's cold.
:01:57
Now that's what l call
high-quality H20. 0h !

:02:00
0oh !
Right in the head !

:02:04
lt's over there !
:02:10
Any unused magic in that
legendary green playbook of yours, Red ?

:02:16
l may have a couple
squirrelled away in there...

:02:18
for a rainy day.
:02:22
[ Players Yelling ]
:02:37
See what we got here.
:02:44
- Not exactly what l'd call
constructive criticism.
- [ Whistle Blowing ]

:02:49
- Smell like you could use
a shower, stinky.
- 0h !

:02:51
Listen, you-you could think what you
want a-about my personal hygiene,

:02:54
but, please,
don't-don't waste any water.

:02:56
That-That's bad policy. lf you
need to amuse yourself at my expense,


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