:03:00
just-just rough me up
or something.
:03:03
- Fair enough.
- [ Groaning ]
:03:05
- [ Laughter ]
- [ Sighing ]
:03:08
[ Waterboy Mumbling ]
:03:11
Laski, get over here !
:03:14
- Yes, sir, Coach ?
- [ Sighing ]
:03:16
What is that moron
doin' here ? Huh, huh ?
:03:18
Didn't l tell you as plain as l could
speak to get rid of his ass last year ?
:03:22
Yes, sir, but l didn't think
you were serious, Coach.
Besides, he does a great job.
:03:25
Disrupting my football team,
you idiot ?
:03:28
Eighteen years of this
is enough !
:03:31
Hey, Waterboy !
:03:34
Yes, Mr Coach Beaulieu !
:03:36
You're fired !
:03:39
0kay.
:03:46
[ Man ]
Get out of the way, you moron !
:03:48
- When l was just
a little boy -
:03:52
- l stood up to
my daddy's knee -
:03:56
- My papa said, son
don't let the man get ya -
:03:59
- And do what he done to me -
:04:03
- - Born on the bayou -
- 0h.
:04:07
- Born on the bayou --
:04:13
Bobby Boucher,
come give your mama a kiss.
:04:17
- Hi, Steve.
- [ Braying ]
:04:22
0h. Why you home so early,
my precious angel ?
:04:25
Mama, s-somethin' bad
happened today.
:04:28
Somebody hurt you, my boy ? Who hurt
you ? You tell Mama who hurt you.
:04:32
Nobody, Mama.
lt's just that...
:04:34
l lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer.
:04:37
Why, that's the best news
l heard in a dog's age.
:04:41
Now you be able to spend your days
at home where you belong.
:04:44
Yes, but--
:04:46
l-l was-- l was thinkin', Mama,
maybe l-l could--
:04:49
l could try to-to get another
waterboy job for-for a different team.
:04:53
Don't you raise your voice
to me, Bobby Boucher.
:04:55
l-l wasn't raising
my voice, Mama.
:04:58
l don't like confrontation
'cause l'm a Virgo.