The Waterboy
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:13:01
And l ain't gonna have him hit
in the head by some idiot waterboy.

:13:06
[ Echoing ]
Do you understand me ?

:13:09
- Are you all right ?
- What ? l wasn't gonna
do nothin', Coach.

:13:11
Well, you better do something.
You gotta defend yourself here, Bobby.

:13:14
But they're-they're-they're
finely tuned athletic machines.

:13:17
l am not telling you
to go on a shooting rampage.

:13:20
But you have to stand up
for yourself, or they're
gonna ride you all season long.

:13:23
Believe me,
l've seen it myself.

:13:31
Hey, moron !
:13:36
Hey ! Moron ! Duh !
:13:40
[ lmitating Bobby ]
L-Look at me. l'm the w-w-waterboy.

:13:43
Duh ! l got
a wooden spoon. Duh !

:13:49
Smell like you could use
a shower, stinky. [ Cackling ]

:13:53
You're fired !
[ Cackling ]

:13:56
[ Both Laughing ]
:14:00
Stop makin' fun of me.
:14:03
Red, ready ! Hut !
:14:08
- Wow !
- Damn !

:14:11
[ Mumbling ]
:14:15
- l'm sorry.
- [ Groaning ]

:14:19
Who that ?
Who there ?

:14:24
So that's what openin' up
a can of whoop-ass feels like.

:14:28
Son, you just opened
a whole case of whoop-ass.

:14:31
l would be honoured if you
play football for this team.

:14:35
- Me ? Play football ?
- Yes.

:14:38
Thanks, but no thanks. My mama
won't let me play no football.

:14:42
We're gonna go home.
You and l, we're gonna talk to Mama.

:14:45
M-Mama said-- M-Mama said--
My mama said-- Mama said--

:14:48
- My mama said-- My mama say that--
- She's gonna say yes.

:14:55
[ Zapper Buzzing ]

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