The Waterboy
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""You're gonna be faced with
a difficult decision today.""

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But the thing is-is-is, we're all faced
with difficult decisions every day.

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- That's like sayin'
you're gonna eat today.
- Yeah, m-maybe...

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by leaving her predictions
vague and generalized,

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there's less of a chance of someone
findin' out she's a phoney.

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Whatever, college boy.
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-Don't say college boy. Here comes Mama.
-0h, okay.

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That looks nice, Mama.
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[ Sighing ]
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- Mmm, here you go, Vicki Vallencourt.
- Thank you.

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Mama, Vicki's
an astrologist.

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l don't believe in that sort
of thing, personally.

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Astronomy is one
of the many tools of the devil.

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You sure played great
yesterday, Bobby.

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- What did my boy play great ?
- Uh, um--

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Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy.
He played-- He played waterboy great.

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Everybody who was thirsty
got a drink right away...

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yesterday at the--
at the football game.

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Fool's ball ! Bunch of overgrown
monsters manhandling each other.

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Remember when that man wanted you
to play fool's ball, Bobby ?

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Yeah, l-- He--
Roy 0rbison--

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Coach Klein.
l-l-l remember.

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So, Bobby, did they ever catch
that gorilla...

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what escaped from the zoo
and punched you in the eye ?

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No, Mama, he--
The-The search continues.

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What would you think if Bobby
did play football, Mrs Boucher ?

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Well, l wouldn't
think much of it at all.

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And to tell you the truth,
l don't think much of you...

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and all your snotty questions,
Miss Vallencourt.

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l'm quite disturbed to see
that you're so interested in my boy.

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l'm very, very interested
in your boy, Mrs Boucher.

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- Really ?
- Mm.

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Well, did he tell you
about how much his feet smell ?

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- Mama.
- He has to wear two pair of socks.

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Well, men are supposed
to have stinky feet.

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Well, are men
supposed to wear pyjamas...

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featuring a cartoon character
by the name of Deputy Dog ?

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- Mama, please.
- Well, you know what ?

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l happen to find
Deputy Dog to be...

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very, very sexy.

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