The Waterboy
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Did he tell you about
a little bedtime problem ?

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- Mama, l'm beggin' you, don't.
- That's his sheet back there.

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lf you'll excuse me, ladies,
l'm gonna go hang myself.

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- Now you see what you done ?
- What l did ?

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Now you listen here, cupcake. The
""onliest"" woman in my boy's life is me.

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Nobody's gonna take him away, especially
not some godless Jezebel like you.

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0h, yeah, well your Bobby
is a grown man.

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And guess what ? He can hang out
with whoever he wants !

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0h, yes, he can.
Whoever he wants. 'Cept you !

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Bobby, that-that woman
is the devil.

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- l want you to stay away
from her, you hear me ?
- Yes, Mama.

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Now you come on inside before that
little ol' witch casts a spell on us !

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l'm sorry,
Vicki Vallencourt.

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Whatever.
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- lf you want it, you got it
You feed it, you love it -

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- Say that you need it
You never-- --

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When we report on the S.C.L.S.U.
Mud Dogs here on Sportscenter,
it's usually to add...

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another number to their amazing
losing streak, which now stands at 41.

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But now, Bobby Boucher
has given us another reason.

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ln the Mud Dog's latest loss
this past Saturday,

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the amazing 31-year-old freshman
set a new N.C.A.A. record...

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by sacking the quarterback
16 times,

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shattering the old record
of seven.

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And, oh, by the way, Bobby Boucher
is also the team's waterboy,

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which, of course,
begs the question:

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What exactly are they putting
in the water...

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down in Jackson's Bayou,
Louisiana ?

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- There is a house
in New 0rleans -

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- They call The Rising Sun --
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[ Announcer ] We're deadlocked
at three with less than a minute to go.

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[ Coach Klein ]
We are one family with one dream.

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There are 40 of you
on this team, not just one.

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Bobby can't do this by himself. Now get
out there and make something happen !

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- All right, sacrifice
your bodies. Go, go, go !
- [ Players Cheering ]

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Thank you. Bobby, you're gonna
have to do this by yourself...

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because there is nobody
on this team that's any good.

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Now look, l can't stand
losing any more.


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