:46:00
So now you just get back on the bus.
[ Chuckling ]
:46:04
However,
assault with a deadly weapon,
:46:08
very, very serious offence.
:46:10
0fficer, get her
little country ass outta here.
:46:15
- [ Crowd Murmuring ]
- Thank you, Vicki.
:46:17
Let's go.
:46:20
Ah ! lt's the waterboy !
:46:24
l got something for you.
:46:26
This is his transcript from
South Lafayette High School...
:46:31
in Cherokee Plains,
Louisiana.
:46:33
Now, the problem with that...
:46:35
is there ain't no South Lafayette High
School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana.
:46:40
- So obviously, this is a fake !
- [ Crowd Gasping ]
:46:44
However, this is not a fake.
:46:48
This is from the N.C.A.A.
:46:50
They don't think you ought
to play football no more.
:46:54
So allow me to say this to you
one more time:
:46:56
You're fired.
:46:58
0h, no !
We suck again !
:47:01
Ever see a championship ring ?
:47:04
- Don't be messin' with the champ.
Come on, Laski.
- You didn't go to high school ?
:47:08
l was home schooled.
l-l didn't know l needed--
:47:11
- Forged a fake transcript.
- No, no, l-l-l didn't.
:47:15
- The waterboy's a cheater.
Cut his head off.
- [ Crowd Agreeing ]
:47:18
Listen, everybody !
This don't change nothin' !
:47:21
We played as a team,
we won as a team.
:47:24
And just because
the waterboy's a cheater,
:47:26
don't change the fact
that the real Mud Dogs...
:47:29
are gonna kick
some Cougar ass.
:47:31
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
:47:33
[ Together ] Mud Dogs !
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
:47:38
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
:47:42
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs ! Mud Dogs !
:47:45
- That's the way !
- [ Cheering ]
:47:53
Sorry, Bobby.
:47:57
- 0h, what a lonely boy -