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:48:02
Believe me,
l-l understand.

:48:05
Yeah, and you're
deeply appreciated, Mr Dodd.

:48:07
Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.

:48:11
Good news, Bobby.
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- The N.C.A.A. is gonna allow you
to play in the Bourbon Bowl.
- Yes.

:48:16
You just have to pass the high school
equivalency test.

:48:18
lt's not the test, Coach.
:48:21
Everybody hates me.
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That's not true.
:48:28
0ne man said he wanted
to decapitate me.

:48:31
Nobody else thought that
to be too bad of an idea.

:48:37
Somebody made me
look like a-a-a cheater.

:48:39
l did it. l did it. l did it !
l did it ! l did it !

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- lt was me.
- Why ?

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Because l wanted you to play.
Because you were my way out, Bobby.

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'Cause it was the only way
to get you in.

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l am so sorry.
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Why didn't you s-stick up for me
down by the river ?

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The truth is, l fled.
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l came into my office,
l went under my desk, l cried.

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l cried. l cried
like a ten-year-old girl !

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[ Groaning ]
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Red and l have a history.
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Twenty years ago,
we were assistants to Coach Cavanaugh...

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at the University
of Louisiana.

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Red ran the practices,
and l used to come up with the plays.

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0h, boy, was l good.
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l would write these foolproof plays
in my little green notebook that l had.

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- The opposition
didn't even know what hit 'em.
- [ Door Knocking ]

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And when Coach Cavanaugh
was going to retire,

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me and Red, we just knew that one of us
was gonna be his successor.

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-- [ Disco ]
:49:52
- Hey, Red.
- How ya doin' ?

:49:56
Come by to wish me luck ?
:49:58
Well, not exactly, no, no.
Actually, l come by to get you
to do ol' Red a little favour.


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