:51:01
That is a terrible story, Coach.
:51:03
- But why-why don't you just
come up with some new plays ?
- l tried.
:51:06
- l can't.
- Yes.
:51:08
l guess l have a mental block,
you know, ever since Red took
my playbook and my manhood.
:51:13
l knew what he was gonna do !
:51:16
And l just didn't fight back.
:51:19
Well, you're gonna show him
that you're a man on Saturday.
:51:24
And l'm gonna show everybody
that l'm not a dummy.
:51:26
l'm gonna go study.
:51:29
-- [ Fiddle ]
:51:34
Mama, maybe you could stop brushin'
my hair so l can read.
:51:38
Read ?
:51:40
You don't have to read.
:51:45
- What you readin' for ?
- 'Cause l enjoys it, Mama.
:51:48
Don't look like to me you enjoys it,
sittin' there all grouchy.
:51:51
Mama, l gotta read this book
and six other books tonight,
or else l can't play foot--
:51:59
ball.
:52:01
Fool's ball ? You playin'
the fool's ball behind my back ?
:52:05
The only reason l'm doin' this
so, so l can go to school.
:52:08
School ? You goin' to school ?
[ Screams ]
:52:12
- [ Steve Braying ]
- Sorry, Mama. l wanted to tell you.
:52:14
You off gallivantin' with your fancy
fool's ball friends at school,
:52:18
while l'm sittin' here all day
with nobody to keep me company,
except Steve ?
:52:25
The chickens are comin' home
to roost, Bobby Boucher.
:52:27
You reap the fruit
of your selfish ways.
:52:30
You're gonna lose all your
fancy fool's ball games...
:52:32
and you're gonna fail your big exam,
because school is--
:52:35
- The devil ?
- [ Gasps ]
:52:37
Everything is the devil
to you, Mama !
:52:40
Well, l like school,
and l like football !
:52:44
And l'm gonna keep doin' them both
because they make me feel good !
:52:49
And by the way, Mama,
alligators are ornery...
:52:51
because of their
medulla oblongata !
:52:59
And l like Vicki,
and she likes me back !