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You go play fool's ball
with your friends.
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[ Man ] Welcome to ABC's coverage
of the Bourbon Bowl.
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Good afternoon, everybody.
l'm Brent Musburger,
along with my colleague, Dan Fouts.
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And the big story here, Dan, is a game
that's lost some of its lustre...
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without its star player,
the waterboy Bobby Boucher.
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You know, Red's got a couple
of solid early rounders out there.
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l know, but l really wanted to scout
that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd.
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- Naw. ""Zack"" Thomas.
- Whatever.
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- ls she ready ?
- [ Clattering ]
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0h, yeah.
She's more than ready.
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Come on, Bobby !
You'll miss the boat !
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Let's go, ladies.
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Musburger ]
We are underway !
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The opening kickoff
is a beauty !
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Holdsworth is gonna bring it out
from nine yards deep.
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- Come on.
- [ Grunting ]
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- Yeah !
- [ Grunting, Groaning ]
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Dan, they're showing no respect
for this team without Boucher.
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[ Fouts ] Good reason, Brent.
109 yards untouched.
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-[ Cheering ]
-Touchdown, Cougars ! They strike first.
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[ Yelling, Shouting ]
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-[ Whistle Blowing ]
-Time running down in the first quarter.
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Cougars lead is 17-0.
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Set !
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Three ! Thirty-three !
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- [ Growling ]
- Three ! Thirty-three ! Hut !
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Dan, that quarterback can't even
get the ball off before he's hit.
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lt's as if they're in
the offensive huddle with him.
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- [ Laughing ]
- [ Muttering ]
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Are you gonna finish
that hot dog, Jimmy ?
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Ugh ! Now l'm not.
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[ Bobby ] Mama, you think
we'll make it on time ?
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Hang on ! l'll show you what
A.J. Foyt taught me.
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[ Musburger ] That's the end of
the half. The Cougars are dominating.
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Let's hope the Mud Dogs
can make some adjustments.
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- Well, they better, 'cause they suck.
- Mm-hmm.