1:24:02
What do they do to you?
1:24:05
They rip your heart
out of your ass.
1:24:09
That's right.
1:24:11
Did something happen with Julia?
1:24:14
I went on
that double date, right?
1:24:18
And the moron
she's gonna marry...
1:24:21
actually tells me
he cheats on her.
1:24:25
But can I tell her?
1:24:27
No. Who am l
to break up a marriage?
1:24:30
You need a prostitute.
1:24:39
Anyways...I'm confused.
1:24:44
Because you like her.
1:24:49
I think I'm in love with her.
1:24:55
But I gotta get that
out of my head, you know?
1:25:02
From now on,
I'm gonna be like you.
1:25:05
I'm gonna be with
a different chick every night...
1:25:08
and then I'll send them packin'.
1:25:10
Sounds like you got it
all figured out.
1:25:13
I'm gonna have to give them
cab money to go home...
1:25:18
because I'll feel bad
if I don't...
1:25:19
but after that,
it's Bye-Bye, Birdie.
1:25:24
That's it, man,
starting right now.
1:25:27
We are gonna be free and happy
the rest of our lives.
1:25:37
I'm not happy.
I'm miserable.
1:25:41
What?
1:25:43
I grew up idolizing guys...
1:25:47
like Fonzie
and Vinnie Barbarino...
1:25:50
'cause they got
a lot of chicks.
1:25:51
You know what happened to Fonzie
and Vinnie Barbarino?
1:25:55
I read that Fonzie
wants to be a director...
1:25:59
and Barbarino, I think,
the mechanical bull movie.