Urban Legend
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:07:03
Stop!
:07:13
Someone's in the back seat!
:08:12
You're "Under the Covers"
with Sasha on WZAB...

:08:15
the voice of Pendleton University.
:08:16
CCller.
:08:18
Hello?
:08:20
l'm right here.
:08:22
Felicia, how can l help you?
:08:24
Well, it's kind of embarrassing.
:08:28
Spit it out.
:08:30
Well, that's just the problem.
l mean, l didn't.

:08:35
Had yourself a little
frat boy protein shake, did ya?

:08:38
l've been feeling so sick.
:08:40
l swear, l can feel them
swimming inside me.

:08:42
Should l get my stomach pumped
or something?

:08:45
I think the only thing you need pumped
is the air out of your head.

:08:49
First, let me just congratulate you
on your choice of sexual activity...

:08:53
because, sweetie, the world
is not ready for you to reproduce.

:08:56
Second, did you know that ingestion
of bodily fluids...

:08:59
is a major safe sex no-no?

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