1:01:36
Oh. What?
1:01:40
Hey, Parker.
1:01:42
Let me talk to you for a second.
1:01:44
Look, you might wanna
end this party a little early.
1:01:46
What?
1:01:48
Natalie was right all along.
1:01:52
Say no more.
Everybody, listen up!
1:01:54
No, listen.
Turn the music down.
1:01:56
Listen, everybody.
1:01:59
Paul here, he thinks
we should end the party.
1:02:04
No.
1:02:05
Tell everybody
why they should go home.
1:02:11
There's a killer on campus.
1:02:14
And let me guess.
1:02:16
This killer is offing people...
1:02:20
based on urban legends.
1:02:22
Yeah, that's right.
1:02:25
Well, l've got a legend
that you may or may not have heard of.
1:02:29
This mediocre Woodward and Bernstein
wanna-be realized...
1:02:34
l'm gonna graduate in a couple of weeks
and end up writing gardening tips...
1:02:37
for Martha Stewart's "Living.''
1:02:39
Hang on.
Unless l get a really hot story.
1:02:42
Something that really flies.
1:02:44
l got it.
1:02:46
l'll take advantage
of my homicidal instincts...
1:02:49
and l'll start killing people...
1:02:50
in a trendy,
attention-getting, cover-story...
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kind of way...
1:02:55
basing them on urban legends.