Urban Legend

1:04:01

l see. The call's coming
from inside the house.

1:04:06

Could it be an urban legend?

1:04:10

Am l right? Hello?

1:04:12

Hey, don't get shy on me
all of a sudden, fuck face.

1:04:14

This is the one about
the baby-sitter, right?

1:04:17

She's getting those scary,
harassing phone calls.

1:04:20

When she traces them back...

1:04:23

they're coming
from inside the house, right?

1:04:25

But aren't you forgetting something?
l"m not baby-sitting any kids.

1:04:29

Wrong legend. This is the one
about the old lady...

1:04:32

who dries her wet dog
in the microwave.

1:04:58

Goddamn, fucking sick,
motherfucker!

1:05:01

Hootie. Fuck!

1:05:03

Wanna fuck with me?

1:05:39

Are you sure it's blood?

1:05:40

l'm sure it's blood.
I'm covered in it.

1:05:43

Due to the storm all units
are presently responding to calls.

1:05:46

- A unit has been called.
- You know what really chaps my hide?

1:05:48

lt's the way you pledge
to serve and protect...

1:05:50

and then you don't give a rat's ass
when something really happens.

1:05:53

Hold please.

1:05:57

l'll do it myself.