1:24:01
	You used an urban legend
to kill my boyfriend.
1:24:04
	And now--
1:24:05
	What are you gonna do?
1:24:07
	Oh, just my favorite U.L.
1:24:11
	The Kidney Heist.
1:24:16
	You do know this one, don't you?
1:24:18
	Guy gets picked up
by a woman at a bar.
1:24:20
	She takes him back to her hotel room.
Fixes him a drink. Boom! Knocked out.
1:24:24
	When he wakes up,
he's in a bathtub full of ice...
1:24:26
	and he realizes that one of his kidneys
has been removed.
1:24:30
	Supposedly they sell them
on the black market.
1:24:32
	l don't think
it's ever actually happened though.
1:24:35
	Till tonight.
1:24:54
	You won't get away with this.
1:24:56
	Natalie, of course l will.
1:24:58
	l've got the perfect murder...
1:24:59
	in the trunk of Paul's car.
1:25:03
	- You're sick.
- Professor...
1:25:05
	does away with his students,
then kills himself...
1:25:07
	in the same manner
as the course he teaches.
1:25:10
	lt's beautiful.
1:25:12
	lt's so fucking clean, isn't it?
1:25:15
	Well, enough chat, Nat.
l'm sorry.
1:25:19
	l don't have any anesthesia.
1:25:20
	l guess you'll just have to bite down
real hard on that gag...
1:25:23
	and hope that you go
into shock soon.
1:25:25
	Please, don't do this.
1:25:28
	Don't you wanna be
an urban legend?
1:25:30
	All your friends are now.
1:25:35
	Ouch! Stupid bitch!
1:25:40
	l'm really going to enjoy
watching you bleed to death.
1:25:46
	Now, is this...
1:25:49
	your kidney?
1:25:50
	Or is that the liver?
1:25:52
	l was always such a dope
in anatomy.
1:25:55
	Well, who cares, right?
1:25:57
	First organ l see,
l'm just gonna grab it.