1:31:13
The river was such a mess
'cause of the storm...
1:31:16
it washed away the body.
1:31:18
The thing of it is...
1:31:20
they never found a body.
1:31:22
lt wasn't there.
1:31:26
- Bullshit.
- lt's true.
1:31:28
Happened right here at Ashton.
l swear to God.
1:31:31
That is a stupid story you hear
at every campus in the northeast.
1:31:34
Exactly.
I mean, where's your proof?
1:31:37
Were you even listening?
lt all keeps getting covered up.
1:31:40
Think about it.
1:31:41
Who would enroll at Murder U.?
1:31:43
Yeah. And you know what?
1:31:45
NataIie--
she's my old roommate's cousin.
1:31:48
And Brenda's the girl
in that Noxzema commercial.
1:31:52
Look, does anybody here
believe me?
1:31:54
- Not a chance.
- No.
1:31:57
- l believe you.
- Thank you.
1:32:00
But you didn't tell it right.
1:32:03
l didn't?
1:32:05
Not at all.
1:32:06
Okay, listen up, guys...