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fish. fish--
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i'm sorry,
i'm not myself.

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just, please, not now.
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where's
the bathroom?

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it's just past--
where's the fucking
bathroom?!

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it's past the bar!
excuse me.

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here's a picture
of kyle, age 4,

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and his good friend,
jo-jo the mule.

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now...
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evidently,
when they got to camp,

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kyle and boyd over there
had some serious arguments.

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try and get me
in the mouth.

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shh.
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mr. fisher: ...who exactly
was kyle's best friend,

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boyd or the mule?
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well,
fish had a less than
normal relationship

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with that ass.
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you're
just jealous, boyd.

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well, be that as it may,
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after camp came football,
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and for those of you
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who didn't follow
the sports pages back in 1977,

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you might not remember
the peewee powerhouse
of oklahoma,

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who, under the leadership
of yours truly,

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managed to roll to
an auspicious league record
of 0 for 12...

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scoring exactly
not one damn touchdown.

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where are you going?
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oh...ho ho!
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he was a husky kid then,
and he's a husky kid now...

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whose great talent
was persistence.

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they showed up.
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they didn't score much.
they didn't score at all.

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ha ha! but they showed up.
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so...now i'd like
to propose my toast...

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to the groom and...
his wonderful bride.

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god bless.
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god bless.
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god bless.
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adam,
what's wrong, man?

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I can't--
I can't fucking breathe.

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what's wrong?
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fish, i'm sorry.
ok!

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you're freaking me
out, brother.

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that was definitely
not cool--definitely
inappropriate behavior.

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just shut up
for a second.

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negative!
this is not what
you've worked out

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in terms of
self-management
here, adam.


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