1:05:02
Now,...
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..I'll sign... on one condition.
1:05:06
Well, we'd not really counted on conditions.
1:05:09
- Oh, it's only a very small one, Jackie.
- Go on.
1:05:20
Of course you can. No problem at all.
1:05:22
Oh, thank you, Jackie!
1:05:25
There we are. Number thirty-eight.
1:05:29
- We're nearing the finishing line.
- Well done, Kitty.
1:05:33
Thank you, Michael.
1:05:35
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
1:05:37
Was it a big condition, Jackie?
1:05:40
Not at all.
You're having dinner with her next week.
1:05:45
Hey, hey! Hey!
1:05:48
Dennis, you've jumped the queue. What is it?
1:05:51
Jackie, it won't work.
1:05:53
What?
1:05:55
We're claiming a cheque that can't be cashed.
Ned doesn't have a bank account.
1:05:59
- What?
- I used to work at the bank.
1:06:02
It's not easy cashing such a mighty cheque.
1:06:05
Mrs Kennedy can't cash
seven million at the post office!
1:06:09
(sings)
1:06:16
We open a cheque account, in advance,...
1:06:19
..offshore, maybe Jersey,...
1:06:21
..and deposit £50.
It's a joint account in the name of...
1:06:24
- Slow.
- ..Ned Devine and Jackie O'Shea.
1:06:28
- I'll pretend to be Ned and you'll be yourself.
- Slowly, slowly.
1:06:32
Now, the account's open a week,...
1:06:34
..Jackie puts Ned's cheque in.
1:06:37
He then uses his own signature on the
joint account to share out the winnings.
1:06:42
(Jackie stutters)
1:06:44
It's legal?
1:06:47
It's as close as you'd want to get, boy.