:14:00
They only broke up
6 months ago, right?
:14:03
Please, they're practically
still going out.
:14:05
Too bad, in a way.
:14:09
He was the most
successful artist
:14:11
I've dated this year,
:14:12
and he was kind of nice,
you know?
:14:14
Please.
He was too nice.
:14:15
Going out with him was,
like, take your medicine.
:14:18
Huh. And then...
:14:20
he takes me to his gallery today
:14:22
to see his new show.
:14:25
And it sucks.
:14:26
Ah! It sucked?
:14:27
Yes. I can't even tell you.
:14:29
You wouldn't even
believe his work, OK?
:14:31
It's like... big,
abstract vaginas.
:14:35
- Or something.
- Ugh.
:14:37
I hate abstract.
:14:38
But at least he has a gallery.
:14:40
I mean, that's something.
:14:41
Also...
:14:43
he's really bad in bed.
:14:47
He's bad in bed?
:14:48
He's the worst.
:14:52
Oh.
:14:53
OK, so, this is the address...
:14:54
so you can check it out after work.
:14:57
I think there's gonna be
a lot of people there.
:14:59
I mean... I'm gonna be there.
:15:01
Um... with him.
:15:02
Oh. OK.
:15:06
I mean, I don't mean
I'm with him
:15:09
because we're just friends,
:15:10
and we're not together...
:15:12
Shit! Do you think
he even heard me?
:15:14
It's inevitable, you know?
:15:15
You let somebody move in with you,
:15:17
you make all these
little compromises
:15:19
to smooth things along,
and the next thing you know,
:15:21
you're on some macrobiotic diet,
:15:23
you're listening
to Joni Mitchell!
:15:26
- And then you know what they say?
- No.
:15:28
They tell you you've changed.
:15:30
You're not the same person
I fell in love with.
:15:32
Well... yeah...
:15:34
And then they dump you.
:15:37
What do you expect, Kevin?
:15:39
I mean, you go out
with condescending,
:15:41
emasculating women.
:15:43
You need to find somebody
:15:45
that likes you the way you are.
:15:46
And who would possibly
like me the way I am?
:15:50
I have no idea.
:15:51
Now, finish your drink
:15:53
because I wanna get
that guy back over here.
:15:56
[Shatters]
:15:58
Where are we gonna go, huh?