1:30:00
Now these two girls
in this picture,
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oh, I couldn't understand
a damn thing they said,
1:30:03
a-and where in the hell
is Ronkokomano?
1:30:06
Now this guy here,
1:30:07
he's a famous necrophiliac
1:30:08
with a album.
1:30:09
He kept dragging a dead girl
1:30:10
around the party.
It was real weird.
1:30:11
Look at his eyes, man.
He crazy.
1:30:13
Look at her.
Dead, dead, dead.
1:30:14
This dude right here I call,
1:30:16
vagina puppet man,
1:30:17
'cause he kept
making vagina puppets
1:30:18
with his hands,
1:30:19
but he's a real talented fella.
1:30:20
I mean, I see big things
in his future,
1:30:22
'cause there's a market
for vaginas.
1:30:24
Oh, this girl right here
1:30:25
keeps feeding people
little weenies,
1:30:27
but I think she want
a weenie herself,
1:30:28
if you know what I'm saying.
1:30:29
Uh, now this little girl here,
1:30:31
I picked her up
earlier that night, too.
1:30:32
It's a small city, ain't it?
1:30:33
That must be the guy
she was telling me
1:30:35
she was so nervous
about being with.
1:30:37
Just when he started
making a little headway,
1:30:38
wouldn't you know,
1:30:39
one of the ugliest bitches
1:30:40
I've ever seen
in my life rolled up,
1:30:42
and I'm not one
to call women ugly,
1:30:43
but I think this woman was,
1:30:45
because she had a penis.
1:30:47
Oh, there's Dutch boy
1:30:48
with, uh, the girl
from, Rankakomano.
1:30:50
I ain't going
to call her young,
1:30:51
but I'm going to tell you this,
1:30:52
I bet you she write
a couple love letters
1:30:53
in crayons here and there.
1:30:54
There I go. There I go.
1:30:56
I'm having fun right here.
1:30:57
Almost having fun,
1:30:58
and here go my man right here.
1:30:59
Remember him?
This guy would not
1:31:00
listen to me, man.
1:31:01
He got 2 girls,
1:31:02
don't know what to do
with either of them.
1:31:04
You see, big girl right here
1:31:05
wasn't having that.
1:31:06
She got into it with little girl
1:31:07
right there,
1:31:08
and next thing I know,
1:31:09
he's rolling with big girl,
1:31:11
but dig this, right?
1:31:12
Little girl scored
with the necrophiliac.
1:31:13
Thank God he brought
a live one home,
1:31:15
if you know what I'm saying.
1:31:16
Now this guy is hungry
for love or something,
1:31:19
and then who walks over
1:31:20
but my little girl
pretty in pink,
1:31:22
and it looks like
he found what he wanted,
1:31:24
that is until her nose
started bleeding.
1:31:26
Then they was hugging,
1:31:27
then they was smiling,
1:31:29
then they was kissing.
1:31:30
Now I think I'm 4 more pages
away from ecstasy,
1:31:32
if you know what I'm saying.
1:31:33
Oh, the guy in the middle,
1:31:34
that's the guy from Happy Days.
1:31:36
I met him, got his autograph
1:31:37
and everything.
Uh, Potsy.
1:31:39
The people was dancing,
1:31:40
they was laughing,
1:31:41
if that party got any crazier,
1:31:43
I bet you Rick James
would've walked
1:31:44
right through the door.
Look at this party.
1:31:46
These pictures here,
I'm keeping forever.
1:31:47
They make me happy,
'cause they remind me,
1:31:49
if you relax,
1:31:50
you can have a good time, baby,
1:31:52
even if you smell like dog shit.
1:31:54
See, in the end,
1:31:56
everybody got what they
was looking for,
1:31:58
a little love,
1:31:59
and I got what
I was looking for,