:24:00
Maybe they're subject
to interpretation.
:24:02
Selma, does this look like
a vacation card?
:24:07
You wanna go to Miami?
Go to Miami, but-
:24:10
- Bubbie?
- Just a minute, sweetheart. I'm finishing up a reading.
:24:13
- Could you come now?
- All right.
:24:16
Come back tomorrow. We'll ask
the tea leaves. Don't touch that.
:24:19
Coming, love.
:24:23
What is it?
:24:25
What is it, my shainehkuh, huh?
What is it, darling?
:24:34
Oh, my God.
:24:39
Mazel tov.
:24:41
Why'd you hit me?
:24:44
It's a tradition.
:24:46
My mother, your great-grandmother,
Sonia- may she rest in peace-
:24:49
- She did the same thing to me.
- It's a stupid tradition.
:24:51
It's the stupidest
goddamn tradition.
:24:53
It's true. You know what I did?
I slapped her right back.
:24:56
Ow! Bandeet!
:24:59
- What's going on in here?
- Pearl.
:25:02
- What?
- I got news.
:25:04
Today Alison
became a woman.
:25:07
Oh. Oh.
:25:11
How do you feel?
:25:16
What kind should I get?
:25:19
- Well, you know, these are pretty good.
- What about tampons?
:25:22
You've already had
a big enough shock.Just get these-
:25:25
- Hey, girls.
- Hi.
:25:27
Hi.
:25:28
- What? What was that?
- Nothing.
:25:34
How are you?
:25:36
Attention, everyone.
:25:38
Will the person who took Eleanor Gelfand's
thongs, please return them to the main house?
:25:43
She's been hiding away
for an hour.
:25:46
She didn't even
eat any supper.
:25:48
I bet she has cramps.
Poor thing.
:25:52
Whoa.
:25:55
I have... my first date.
:25:59
What?