:00:23
[Shutter Whirring]
:00:29
I need a father who's a role model,
not some horny geek boy...
:00:33
who's going to spray his shorts whenever
I bring a girlfriend home from school.
:00:39
What a lame-o.
:00:43
Someone really should just put him
out of his misery.
:00:49
[Boy]
You want me to kill him for you?
:00:59
Yeah. Would you?
:01:03
[Shutter Whirring,
Clicking Off]
:01:14
[Man Narrating]
My name is Lester Burnham.
:01:17
This is my neighborhood.
:01:20
This is my street.
:01:23
This is my life.
:01:26
I'm 42 years old.
In less than a year, I'll be dead.
:01:30
[ Alarm Ringing ]
:01:37
Of course,
I don't know that yet.
:01:43
And in a way.
I'm dead already.
:01:57
Look at me:
jerking off in the shower.