1:02:17
Oh, my God.
What time is it?
1:02:21
......[Lounge]
1:02:28
- Sorry I'm late.
- No, that's quite all right, dear.
1:02:30
Your father and I were
just discussing his day at work.
1:02:33
Why don't you tell
our daughter about it, honey?
1:02:35
-Janie, today I quit my job.
- [ Laughing ]
1:02:38
Then I told my boss to go fuck
himself, and then I blackmailed
him for almost $60,000.
1:02:41
- Pass the asparagus.
- Your father seems to think...
1:02:43
this kind of behavior
is something to be proud of.
1:02:46
And your mother seems to prefer
that I go through life
like a fucking prisoner...
1:02:48
while she keeps my dick
in a Mason jar under the sink.
1:02:50
How dare you speak to me
that way in front of her?
1:02:53
And I marvel that you can be
so contemptuous of me...
1:02:56
on the same day
that you lose your job!
1:02:58
I didn't lose it. It's not like,
"Whoops, where did my job go?"
1:03:00
I quit!
Pass the asparagus.
1:03:02
Oh. oh. oh! And I want to thank you for
putting me under the added pressure...
1:03:05
of being the sole
breadwinner now.
1:03:07
- I already have a job.
- No. no!
1:03:09
Don't give a second thought
as to who's going to pay the mortgage.
1:03:12
We'll leave it up to Carolyn.
"You're going to take care
of everything now, Carolyn?"
1:03:14
"Yes. I don't mind."
1:03:16
"Everything? You don't mind having
the sole responsibility?
1:03:18
Your husband feels he can just
quit his job, and you don't--"
1:03:21
Will someone please pass me
the fucking asparagus?
1:03:23
- I'm not going to be a part of this.
- Sit down!
1:03:26
...And I'm irresponsibly mad...
1:03:30
...For you...
1:03:33
... Go on and call me...
1:03:36
... Unpredictable...
1:03:38
... Tell me that I'm impractical...
1:03:42
...Rainbows
I'm inclined to pursue...
1:03:45
I am sick and tired of being treated
like I don't exist.
1:03:49
You two do whatever you want
to do whenever you want to do it,
and I don't complain.
1:03:53
- All I want--
- Oh, you don't complain?
Oh, please! Excuse me!
1:03:56
I must be psychotic then!
If you don't complain, what is this?
1:03:59
Yeah. let's bring in the laugh meter
and see how loud it gets on that one.