:27:03
...because you couldn't get
an erection?
:27:05
Don't that prove I'm motivated?
:27:07
You can take a pill for that.
:27:09
That's a cheat.
:27:10
You start with the pills,
next it's hydraulics.
:27:13
A hard-on should be gotten
legitimately or not at all.
:27:16
I think Mark Twain said that.
:27:18
Are you gonna help me or not?
:27:21
I don't believe this.
All right.
:27:25
Has this happened before?
:27:26
The dead-dick thing?
:27:29
Never.
Well, one time. Last night.
:27:32
One more time.
:27:33
So twice.
:27:34
Do the math.
Two times.
:27:37
Then another time, but after
a big meal, so that don't count.
:27:40
Being unable to perform
three or four times is not--
:27:43
Eight times.
:27:45
Eight times is not catastrophic.
:27:47
Maybe not to you.
Look at you.
:27:49
But if I can't get it up,
that makes me less of a man.
:27:52
In my world,
I deal with animals.
:27:54
They may seem dumb to
an educated guy like you...
:27:57
...but animals are very cunning,
and they sense weakness.
:28:01
I got less than two weeks...
:28:02
...to get strong, or they'll kill me.
:28:05
What happens then?
:28:06
I can't tell you.
You don't want to know.
:28:08
You can't tell me and I don't
want to know. That's a big help.
:28:12
You're supposed to tell me.
I want to know.
:28:14
That's how this works.
This is impossible.
:28:16
I can't do anything in two weeks,
and even if I could...
:28:19
...what is my goal? To make you
a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
:28:23
The other day I was watching
a TV commercial...
:28:26
...some kid playing with puppies.
:28:28
I cried for 45 minutes.
:28:30
Slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman.
:28:32
I can't help you.
:28:33
You're turning me down?
:28:34
When I got into family therapy,
this wasn't the family I had in mind.
:28:38
You with your schmucky little office
and house, you're turning me down?
:28:43
So you can listen to
housewives piss and moan...
:28:45
...about nobody fucks them
right anymore?
:28:48
I'm leaving now.
:28:49
You see this?
:28:50
This is what I'm talking about.
:28:52
I'm a dead man.
:28:56
You call yourself a doctor.
You should be ashamed of yourself.