:03:00
Stop showing that.
:03:02
We'll return with Cap's condition
after a word from our sponsors.
:03:09
-They cut to a commercial.
-I think I broke my back!
:03:13
My butt!
:03:14
Damn it! Fuck!
:03:17
-Where's it hurt?
-Where you're touching it!
:03:24
Candy-ass, no-blocking bitches!
:03:28
Suck it up, Cap.
:03:31
Can't breathe.
:03:32
Neither can I.
It's the humidity.
:03:34
Should we get a stretcher?
:03:35
Do I have to get a stretcher?
You that old?
:03:40
Wait! Wait!
:03:42
I should, but you just
bled on my suit.
:03:45
There goes history.
That's the real deal there.
:03:48
Thirty-nine-year-old Cap Rooney...
:03:50
...two-time Pantheon Cup winner,
almost 50, 000 passing yards...
:03:54
...now to be replaced
by the second-string quarterback.
:03:57
All right, nice and easy.
We're up. See? 21 -1 7.
:04:01
Just hold on. Steady.
:04:03
Where's my helmet?
:04:04
Get him his helmet.
You'll need that, Tyler.
:04:07
I'm not really sure how D'Amato's
going to get over this one, Kev.
:04:11
Way to hold that football, kid.
:04:13
Take it easy. Don't worry.
:04:16
We're gonna finish this one
without you.
:04:19
With three losses and three games
until the playoffs...
:04:21
...this could spell the end
to an already dismal season.
:04:25
Attendance is down,
while the Dolphins have prospered.
:04:28
Bad-coaching-dot-com.
That's Tony's web site.
:04:31
Horny, your zone coverage is soft.
Press it.
:04:34
Get that out of my face. Shark! We
need more pressure on the quarterback.
:04:39
-I'm on it, coach.
-Go fix it.
:04:40
-I said fix it!
-I'm on it, goddamn it!
:04:43
This'll put the Sharks' playoff hopes
on the shoulders of Julian Washington.
:04:48
Backup quarterback Tyler Cherubini
has not seen a lot of action.
:04:51
Cherubini has not thrown
for a first down all season.
:04:57
Fumble!