Any Given Sunday
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:10:06
Try an enema.
What do I give a shit?

:10:08
When this corner's coming up
I want you to drop back.

:10:11
We got a third-string quarterback
that won't produce shit.

:10:14
When I'm talking about defense,
you're dumb enough, we made it simple.

:10:19
We made this shit real fucking simple.
:10:21
101 . You lightheaded?
:10:23
I was lightheaded at kickoff. Now I'm
one-foot-in-the-fucking-coffin stage.

:10:27
A couple quarts low.
You need an oil change, Madman.

:10:29
Then why are my legs
one big fucking knot?

:10:32
I need some Vicodin.
I need some cyclobenzaprine--!

:10:35
Put that on your nose.
Harvey, could I speak to you?

:10:39
Cap's losing ankle strength.
:10:41
You examined him?
:10:43
Ollie, you're one of the few
relatives I can stomach...

:10:46
...but you're the internist.
I'm the orthopedist, remember?

:10:49
Bone, muscle, joint, me.
Runny nose, diarrhea, pinkeye, you.

:10:52
Got it? Thanks.
:10:54
Bad news, Cap. You're okay.
It's just a bruise.

:10:57
No ribs broken.
Your back film's normal.

:11:00
Something is definitely wrong here.
My butt is killing me!

:11:04
I'll send you over for an MRI.
:11:06
Doc, pull the pipes, man!
:11:08
Doc, I got to go, man!
Call of the wild!

:11:15
-Out of my way!
-Sharks football: Whatever it takes!

:11:24
Place-kicker, out of the way!
:11:25
I'm taking a dump, unless you want
to be in a shitstorm!

:11:28
Don't bend your elbows.
:11:30
Whatever. Do what you gotta do!
:11:39
Sit down! Listen up!
:11:41
Who are you throwing to? The receiver?
Or you got some other shit on your mind?

:11:46
We just lost two goddamn quarterbacks...
:11:49
...in one half of football...
:11:51
...because our line...
:11:53
...couldn't pick up a backside bandit
on max protection!

:11:57
All week long we work on the calls.

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