:33:12
Controversy swirls around
the six-point Shark underdogs.
:33:15
Willie "Steamin'" Beamen,
the sensational quarterback...
:33:20
... who's held the Sharks together,
is not starting.
:33:23
He 's said to be feuding
with his beleaguered coach...
:33:26
... who's being investigated
for hitting Jack Rose...
:33:30
...earlier this week at practice.
:33:35
I'd say that's
a bit of an exaggeration.
:33:37
-A mild shove.
-We'll find out later.
:33:39
I'm the best yard receiver
that's ever lived.
:33:42
I can catch anything.
:33:44
I'm the best receiver
that's ever lived.
:33:49
That's right.
:33:50
Meanwhile, Tug,
immortal but vulnerable Cap Rooney...
:33:53
...only six weeks off
a microdiskectomy--
:33:58
--will start against
the league's toughest pass rush.
:34:01
-"Toughest"?
-The toughest.
:34:03
Get ready for the sparks to fly.
We'll be right back.
:34:09
"The tension of the season
got to me...
:34:12
...and I overreacted to an innocent
question from a journalist...
:34:16
...we all know to be
of the highest caliber.
:34:18
I only hope that one day I'll truly
be able to show Jack Rose...
:34:22
...just how much I treasure
his invaluable contribution...
:34:25
...to the sport of football."
:34:29
Thank you.
:34:33
Where's your wheelchair?
:34:35
Hello, commissioner.
:34:39
God, I hate Texas.
:34:45
How are the headaches?
:34:47
Fine, till you start doing that shit.
:34:50
Your balance?
:34:51
My check balance?
:34:53
Looking P-H-A-T, baby. Phat.
:34:56
Go on, get out of here.
You're done.