1:32:01
and I started planning my escape.
1:32:03
[Blue Danube Waltz Playing]
1:32:06
My mother finally found
ajob she liked
1:32:08
at a convalescent home.
1:32:10
She was good at what she did.
1:32:12
Here, look atyourself.
1:32:13
At last she had
a captive audience.
1:32:16
That was a good one.
Good. Good.
1:32:18
[Slowly] Waltz.
1:32:20
And where's that tongue
going on the "l"?
1:32:23
Waltz.
1:32:24
It would help ifwe had
1:32:25
a little bit snazzier
lipstick here,Jack.
1:32:27
Ha ha ha!
1:32:28
Ok,Jack? We gotta get her
some perky lipstick.
1:32:30
Make that pucker.
Let's try it again.
1:32:33
"Wuh."
1:32:36
Waltz.
1:32:39
I appreciate
howyou are with my mother.
1:32:41
Howyou are with everybody.
1:32:43
She's coming along all right.
1:32:44
I'd like to talk more about this.
Afterwork?
1:32:47
I could takeyou out to
lunch or dinner sometime?
1:32:49
Uh, thanks.
1:32:51
Tell you all about
the carpet business.
1:32:52
Yeah, sometime.
1:32:55
Bye, guys.
Bye, Ann.
1:32:57
Must have bagged
a zillion groceries today.
1:32:59
You must be so tired.
1:33:01
I really appreciate
you going with me.
1:33:03
I just couldn't deal
with it by myself.
1:33:05
Every time this guy looks
at me and asks me out,
1:33:07
it'sjust so sad.
1:33:09
He's so...nice.
1:33:12
When mywife died,
I started eating out all the time.
1:33:15
How was the pot roast?
1:33:17
Nice. It was nice.
1:33:19
Thinkyou'll ever
go back to Wisconsin?
1:33:21
- Not for anything in the world.
- Yeah.
1:33:24
Well, is it that bad?
1:33:26
It was a dead end.
That's whywe left.
1:33:28
I sometimes think about
1:33:29
just picking up and leaving, too.
1:33:31
Whenever a new shipment
ofcarpets comes into my store,
1:33:34
I believe that
somewhere in the pile
1:33:37
there's one that flies.
1:33:39
It's been put there for me.
1:33:42
Some beautifully handwoven
1 6th century Persian rug
1:33:47
from A ThousandandOne Nights,
1:33:49
and I sit myselfdown on it
1:33:50
and I wave good-bye
to everybody in the store
1:33:52
and fly right out ofthe front door.
1:33:55
When I graduate this year,
1:33:56
my carpet's gonna fly me
back East to college.
1:33:58
You better tell your carpet
to dropyou at UCLA.