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- Good afternoon, U Penn.
- Transcript office, please.
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-Transcripts.
-I'm calling from Washington University.
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We have a student who's applying for
graduate work in our history department.
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I need to verify his
undergrad record with you guys.
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He's been out of school
for some time.
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The name's Oliver Lang.
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Are you telling me that you
took this out of his mailbox?
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- That is illegal.
- Tell me if you think this is strange.
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The University of Pennsylvania
keeps sending him alumni stuft...
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for a 20-year reunion.
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He says he went to Kansas State. They
have him mixed up with someone else.
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So I call Penn.
I get that guy's transcripts.
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- What? Why? Michael! Oh, my God!
- Listen to me.
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That guy has a completely
difterent physical description.
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- He never took a class in engineering.
- Right...
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because they've got him mixed up
with somebody else.
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This U Penn Oliver
is the same age as Oliver.
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- Wait. As our Oliver?
- As our Oliver, yes.
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He graduated the same year, and...
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he comes from Carson, Kansas,
Oliver's hometown.
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Wait, I'm totally lost. You just said
that they're two different people.
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Yeah. Two people the same age
from the same small town!
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I looked it up.
It's a small town!
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Yeah, so what?
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Brooke, don't you think they would've
heard of each other, these guys?
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You know, growing up?
Gotten mixed up before?
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Oliver didn't say anything like that.
He just threw the letter away.
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- Well, wait a minute.
- So--
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There could be ten other Michael
Faradays in Northern Virginia.
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- You would never know that.
- So I called Kansas State.
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Here's what I'm saying.
Kansas State University...
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had no Oliver Lang on record,
from that year or any year.
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So either he didn't really
go to that school...
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or that's not his real name.
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Can I ask you something? Did you
do this to me when we started dating?
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- What?
- Call up my ex-boyfriends...
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and get my transcripts sent over?