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"They're smart cookies, not easy to con."
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Make them laugh.
Don't underestimate them.
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They're no country bumpkins.
Repeat after me:
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The customer arrives. We speak first.
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"Confidently, masterfully,"
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"with a twinkle, an old pal
doing her a favor."
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Listen hard. Picture the scene.
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"Chinese housewife arrives.
Shopping bag full,"
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"purse almost empty. She walks around,"
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unaware of the lurking danger.
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"You pounce, smiling. She's yours,"
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a captive customer at your command.
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"Sell her a dream! A wok,
a flowerpot holder,"
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"a singing doll, a toilet seat!"
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She's glowing. And grateful.
:34:51
She can pay for it over ten years.
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What next? Give her a bonus.
:34:57
A trinket?
:34:58
"Any old crap. Incense, matches..."
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anything cheap and cheerful.
:35:04
Dos Santos! Wake up!
:35:06
I'm undergoing intensive therapy.
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"I don't give a damn, kiddo."
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Useless! Doesn't have it in him.
:35:14
I give him my best and he nods off.
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"Hello, Mrs. Pei."
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How's missy?
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What cute pigtails.
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Dr. Ling. It's urgent.
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Acupuncture.
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I don't understand french.
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Try the living Buddha club.
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Thanks.