:14:01
Mini-Me.
:14:08
Your stock is rising,
NumberTwo.
:14:13
Come, Mr. Bigglesworth.
:14:17
Mini-Me, are you hungry?
:14:19
Something to eat?
:14:21
Not even a Hot Pocket?
:14:23
An Eggo?
:14:25
No,we don't gnaw on our kitty.
:14:28
Leave Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth
alone.
:14:32
Just love him and stroke him.
:14:35
As you know...
:14:37
every diabolical scheme
that l have hatched...
:14:40
has been thwarted
by Austin Powers.
:14:43
And why is that,
ladies and gentlemen?
:14:45
'Cause you never kill him
when you getthe chance to...
:14:46
and you're a big dope.
:14:55
Down, Mini-Me.
:14:58
Austin Powers always defeats me
because he has mojo.
:15:03
Mojo?
:15:06
The libido. The lifeforce.
:15:08
The essence. The right stuff.
:15:10
Whatthe French call
a certain...
:15:12
l don't know what.
:15:14
Ladies and gentlemen...
:15:16
l've developed a device
fortraveling through time...
:15:19
which l call a ''time machine.''
:15:22
Using this ''time machine...''
:15:25
l'm going backto the Sixties
and steal Austin Powers' mojo.
:15:30
If you have a time machine...
:15:31
why notjust go back
and kill Austin Powers...
:15:33
when he's sitting
on the crapper or something?
:15:35
How about no, Scott?
:15:38
OK?
:15:39
Why not use your knowledge
of thefuture...
:15:43
to play the stock market?
:15:44
We could make trillions.
:15:46
Why make trillions
when we could make...
:15:50
billions?
:15:53
A trillion is more
than a billion, numnuts.
:15:55
All right, zip it.
:15:57
-You can't even--
-Zip it.
:15:59
Zi-i-i-p.