1:10:00
Crew to all stations.
1:10:03
We will have liftoff
in T minusfive seconds...
1:10:07
four...three...two.
1:10:11
We have liftoff.
1:10:13
Apollo Eleven
has cleared the tower...
1:10:14
and is heading
for a rendezvous with the moon.
1:10:25
Arm the ''laser.''
1:10:29
Arming the laser!
1:10:31
Attention,
arming the Death Star.
1:10:33
Battle stations.
1:10:34
Laser on!
1:10:36
All crew at battle stations.
1:10:39
Get me the president.
1:10:41
You're gonna like this part,
Mini-Me.
1:10:44
This is the partwhere
we threaten the world leader.
1:10:47
l know we do it every time,
however it is importantto--
1:10:57
Where are you?
1:10:58
Can someone put africkin' bell
on him or something?
1:11:04
Great!
1:11:05
Somebody getthe stick.
1:11:08
Just grab on to the hook,
all right?
1:11:11
You complete me.
1:11:13
l love you.
1:11:15
Hang in there, Mini-Me.
1:11:17
If anything
should happen to you...
1:11:19
l don't know what l would do.
1:11:21
l'd probably move on,
get another replica.
1:11:24
Butthere'd be
a ten-minute period there...
1:11:26
when l would just be
inconsolable.
1:11:28
We have your money, Dr. Evil,
but itwasn't easy.
1:11:31
Papa has to do some work, OK?
1:11:33
Well,you have exactly
thirty minutes to get itto me.
1:11:36
Ciao.
1:11:40
Jiminy jumpin' Jesus,
1:11:42
l can't believe
we're gonna pay that madman.
1:11:44
l got nukes upthe ying-yang.
1:11:46
Just let me launch one,
for God's sake.
1:11:49
Are you suggesting
thatwe blow upthe moon?
1:11:52
Would you miss it?
1:11:54
Would you miss it?
1:11:59
Mission control,
the swinger has landed.