1:25:00
Dad,what's that?
1:25:02
l don't know, son,
but it's got great big...
1:25:05
Nuts! Hot, salty nuts!
1:25:07
Who wants some?
Lord almighty!
1:25:10
That looks just like
my husband's...
1:25:12
One-eyed monster.
1:25:14
Step right up and see
the one-eyed monster!
1:25:18
Hey,what's that?
1:25:20
lt looks like a big...
1:25:21
Woody! Woody Harrelson?
1:25:23
Can l have your autograph?
1:25:25
Sure, no problem.
1:25:26
Oh, my Lord. Look atthatthing.
1:25:29
lt's so big.
1:25:30
l've seen bigger. That's...
1:25:32
Just a little prick.
1:25:34
lt's aflu shot.
1:25:36
You've been
in the coldness of space.
1:25:38
l don'twantyou to get sick.
1:25:40
lt's one thing to attack me.
1:25:42
lt's quite another
to attack my Mini-Me.
1:25:45
l'm gonna getyou,
Austin Powers.
1:25:47
l'm gonna getyou.
1:26:07
Thankyou. Welcome back.
Today we're doing afollow-up...
1:26:10
to a segment
we did several months ago...
1:26:11
on ''Fathers who are trying
to take overthe world.''
1:26:14
Let's begin with Scott Evil.
1:26:19
What's going on with your dad?
1:26:21
Well, my dad tried to take
overthe world...
1:26:23
with a giant laser on the moon.
1:26:26
l know.
1:26:27
We have a surpriseforyou.
1:26:29
What, my dad?
1:26:30
No, it's notyourfather.
lt's your mother.
1:26:33
Come on out.
1:26:41
Mom?
1:26:42
Scott,you are my love child
with Dr. Evil.
1:26:47
l thought
l was a test-tube baby.
1:26:49
Lies. All lies!
1:26:53
l love you, Mom.
1:26:56
l love you,too, son.