:33:03
Oh, yeah?
What's he been in?
:33:05
Lots of things.
That jewel thief movie, for example.
:33:08
He's very well respected.
Anyway, the point is...
:33:11
this is a very odd thing.
:33:14
It's supernatural,
for lack of a better word.
:33:17
I mean, it raises
all sorts of philosophical-type
questions, you know...
:33:22
about the nature of self,
about the existence of a soul.
:33:25
You know, am I me?
Is Malkovich Malkovich?
:33:30
I had a piece of wood in my hand.
:33:32
I don't have it anymore.
Where is it?
:33:35
Did it disappear?
How could that be?
:33:38
Is it still in Malkovich's head?
I don't know!
:33:43
Do you see what a metaphysical
can of worms this portal is?
:33:51
I don't see how I could go on living
my life the way I've lived it before.
:34:05
[Phone Ringing]
:34:13
- Yeah?
- So I've been thinking,
is this Malkovich fellow appealing?
:34:17
Maxine! Yes, of course, Maxine.
He's a celebrity.
:34:20
Good. We'll sell tickets.
:34:23
- Tickets to Malkovich?
- Exactly.
:34:26
Two hundred dollars a pop.
:34:29
But, Maxine, there's something,
I don't know, like profound here.
:34:33
I don't know if maybe
we should exploit it. You think?
:34:37
I need you for this, Craigy.
You're my man on the inside.
:34:41
You need me?
I'm your man?
:34:46
- Sure, whatever.
- [Door Opens, Dog Barks]
:34:49
- Hey, everybody, I'm home.
- [Elijah Chittering]
:34:52
- Treats for everyone.
- [ Whispers ] Maxine?
:34:54
- [ Maxine ] Yeah?
- We don't know
the significance of this thing.
:34:59
- It might be dangerous to toy with?
- [ Lotte Chattering ]