1:07:15
Excuse me, sir.
Exactly what, uh, type of service...
1:07:18
does this company provide?
1:07:21
You get to be John Malkovich
for 1 5 minutes.
1:07:24
Two hundred clams.
1:07:28
I see.
1:07:30
- No cutting, by the way. No cutting!
- Hey, what the hell?
1:07:33
[ Angry Shouting ]
1:07:35
Ah! Ow!
1:07:38
Come on! Break it up!
Break it up! Cut it out!
1:07:42
- Everybody gets--
-[Man]It's him. It's John Malkovich.
1:07:45
I'm sorry, Mr. Malkovich.
I hope we didn't hurt you too terribly.
1:07:47
Get inside!
1:07:51
- Darling!
- What the fuck is going on?
1:07:54
- [Craig]Uh, uh, John Malkovich.
- Huh?
1:07:56
Mr. Malkovich, sir.
Uh, um--
1:08:01
- Mr. Malkovich, I think I can explain.
- Yeah, explain.
1:08:05
My name is Craig Schwartz...
1:08:07
and we operate
a little business here...
1:08:09
that simulates, for our clientele,
well, the--
1:08:13
the experience of--
1:08:16
of-- of being you, actually.
1:08:18
- Simulates?
- Yeah, after a fashion.
1:08:22
- What exactly does that mean?
- Well, it's hard to describe.
1:08:25
- I want to do it then.
- That would pale in comparison
to the actual experience.
1:08:29
- I want to do it!
- Right now Mr. Hiroshi's in the tube--
1:08:32
- Let him do it, Craig.
- Of course.
1:08:35
Right this way, Mr. Malkovich,
compliments of the house.
1:08:46
[ Whispers ]
Jesus.