Bicentennial Man
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:32:31
It's called humour.
:32:33
Humour?
:32:35
People tell jokes to make each other laugh.
:32:39
-And this laughter gives pleasure, Sir?
-Yes.

:32:44
Could you teach one to tell a joke?
:32:49
Let's see....
:32:52
Two drunks walk into a bar--
:32:54
Wouldn't two drunks
walk out of a bar, Sir?

:32:58
You walk into a bar to drink,
and you come out drunk.

:33:03
Let's try something simpler, Andrew.
Knock-knock.

:33:09
Knock-knock.
:33:11
No. Knock-knock, someone's at the door.
:33:14
Shall one get it, Sir?
:33:15
No, you say, ''Who's there?'' Andrew.
:33:18
-''Who's there, Andrew?''
-No. Just, ''Who's there?''

:33:21
One does not know, Sir.
:33:25
We'll start with something a little simpler.
:33:28
Why did the chicken cross the road?
:33:30
One does not know. Possibly a predator
was behind the chicken.

:33:33
Or possibly there was a female chicken
on the other side of the road...

:33:37
...if it was a male chicken or,
depending on the season...

:33:40
...it might be migrating.
One hopes there's no traffic.

:33:44
To get to the other side.
:33:47
''To get to the other side.''
:33:51
Why is that funny?
:33:56
What do you kids have planned for today?
:33:58
l'll probably stick around
with Andrew today.


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