Bicentennial Man
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What about you?
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l'm going to go play
at my friend Natalie's house.

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May one, Sir? ls now a good time?
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What? A good time for what?
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-Last night, Sir taught--
-No. Don't blame me, just go ahead.

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Thank you, Sir.
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Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One says, ''Does this taste funny to you?''

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How do you make a hanky dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

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What's a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.

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Why don't the blind skydive?
lt scares their dogs.

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A man with dementia is driving on
the freeway. His wife calls and says:

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''l heard there's someone driving
the wrong way.''

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He says, ''One? There's hundreds!''
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What's silent, smells like worms?
Bird farts.

:34:44
An engineer must have designed
the human body.

:34:46
Who else would put a waste-processing
plant next to a recreation area?

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A woman goes to a doctor who says,
''Mind if l numb your breasts?''

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''Not at all.''
''Num, num, num.''

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One did it, Sir.
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lt was fine, but we might want
to talk about...

:35:03
...appropriateness and timing.
:35:07
lt's 10:15, Sir.
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Would you like me to teach you
how to play a duet?

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-Certainly.
-Come on.

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Okay, ready? You start here.
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And then just follow me. l play first.
:35:39
Ready?
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Your turn.
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Good.
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Very good. Now together.

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