Bicentennial Man
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1:39:05
Aunt Jamie, l want you too meet Charles.
1:39:07
-This is my Aunt Jamie.
-Nice to meet you.

1:39:24
What's going on?
1:39:27
Portia's parents are giving
an engagement party...

1:39:29
...that l wasn't invited to
for obvious reasons.

1:39:33
-There he is.
-Who?

1:39:34
-The prospective groom.
-Where?

1:39:36
Where? The one in the pale blue suit
with the big pointy chin!

1:39:41
-He's got a pointy chin?
-You can put an eye out with that chin!

1:39:45
That's nothing compared to his teeth.
Look at that!

1:39:48
-l'm amazed he's out in daylight.
-Yeah, he's got funny teeth.

1:39:51
You need to upgrade your eyes.
1:39:54
That shouldn't stop Portia.
She can marry whoever she likes.

1:39:57
One day she'll wake up and realise
she's married to a man...

1:40:01
...whose face closely resembles
an antique can opener.

1:40:06
The kind that used to go....
1:40:08
The ones that move around,
and the can pops off.

1:40:10
You're jealous.
1:40:12
-No, l'm not!
-You're jealous!

1:40:14
You are. Otherwise, what're you doing
spying on Portia?

1:40:19
My God, l am jealous.
1:40:22
lf l'm jealous, that means l'm in love.
1:40:27
lf l'm in love, then all hope is gone.
1:40:30
l've lost her.

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