:14:01
-l'm thirsty.
-You're thirsty?
:14:03
Are you allowed soda?
:14:05
l don't know.
:14:06
My mom always said
soda rots your teeth...
:14:09
...but you'll lose them
anyway, so rot on.
:14:11
-Can we get two root beers?
-Sure.
:14:14
When l graduated law school, we met
here every Monday to watch football.
:14:20
Who would meet you?
:14:22
My friends, Vanessa.
:14:24
Vanessa always rooted against the team
l wanted to win just to bust my chops.
:14:28
But everybody's so busy with
their crap lately, no one comes.
:14:32
Like l'm not busy?
:14:34
Shut up or l'll smack you
through the wall like last Monday.
:14:37
Last Monday was a fluke.
Bring it on, woman.
:14:44
Anytime.
:14:47
He drinks a lot of soda.
:14:53
l'm telling you, buddy. Vanessa,
she's the one. l can't lose her.
:14:57
l'm not getting any handsomer.
:14:59
Every day l get a little bit older
and balder and fatter.
:15:02
Fatter?
:15:03
At your age l could eat anything.
Wouldn't gain an ounce.
:15:07
Now, l have a chocolate shake,
my ass jiggles for a week.
:15:11
-Enjoy the metabolism while you got it.
-Metalobism?
:15:16
Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning.
You must be wrecked.
:15:20
Anyways, l had fun today.
Did you have fun?
:15:24
Yeah, you're all right.
:15:26
Have a good one.
:15:31
Could l have a night-light?
:15:33
Night-light? l think l can
help you out. Hang on.
:15:45
Let's see here.
:15:48
There you go, all right?
:15:53
Are you my dad?
:15:57
No, l'm not, but...
:15:59
...that Dad and Mom thing
we'll figure out in the morning.